Stupid E/N bullshit
Not much on the toiletlaw front. RapeBoy pled out one of his two cases in City 17, and sentencing is set for a couple months from now. Going to have to drag the doctors back in to talk about how his brain has been fucked harder than Billed Hourly’s ass after being drowned in hundreds a craigslist trailer trash hooker on a meth binge. North End Boy has seen the light, hallelujah. I didn’t want to sit on a 3 week racketeering trial. My time would be better spent surfing porn or *gasp* actually hitting the gym.
This is literally me with regards to such a facility:
Which brings me onto my next point. My fat ass. Thankfully I’m sparing you people with such a horrible visage. It will replace the whale in your nightmares. I don’t look that bad. In fact a genius client (who wrote 88K in bad checks to herself from her workplace and got caught and I managed to get her non prison sanctions) commented that I looked like I lost some weight since her plea hearing 6 months ago. I thanked her but I havent lost much at all. But I know how much I weigh and I manage to carry it well on a 6′2 frame, but DAMN i need to drop weight big time. I saw my prom photo with this hot piece of ass I got a date with back in 1995. I actually looked pretty handsome. Why it took me to 18 to lose my virginity to a 34 year old mom I have no idea (thanks AOL for securing that. The internet got me laid before using the internet to get laid was cool).
Interesting side note: The chick I went to the prom with didnt fuck me. No instead she fucked another girl I later worked at a restaurant with. More interesting side note: that chick told me about it and gave the sexy details and told me about a sex video she made with her boyfriend during high school. Even more interesting note: I drove 3 hours to her house right after my civ pro exam (which i bombed) to try and get a mercy blow job. I didnt, but managed to secure the video.
Final note: The sex on the video is ok but it contained CLASSIC FUCKING REN AND STIMPY, like 2 hours worth on SLP. Guess which I watched more of?
Anyways back to the story. I need to get my ass back to a gym, and I have a workout plan and diet plan. My ex gf from 10 years ago told me I was hot (and she was a three input whore. Man I loved fucking her. I wish i could have a doover on that relationship) but since then nothing. I need to get that ego stroke back. Also as a side benefit when I get to see my old lady (who lives in another Jurisdiction I’m trying to find a job in) she might actually want to go downtown on me more. Hey everything has to have an incentive, right? You think I want to get in shape just to get lower insurance premiums? Fuck no, I want to get boned more!
Anyways thus endeth the EN bullshit. Feel free to flame away. Fags.
PICS! Crop your head off and track your weight loss for the internet.
That’s me, the internet’s whipping boy. Adding in that sort of thing might be useful for generating interest and comments. I can see it now, choruses of “Fat Fucking Loser” would rain down. I tell you what though, it might make some people considering TTT law schools to reconsider.
LOOK AT WHAT YOU MIGHT BECOME! MUAHAHAHA! DONT GO TO LAW SCHOOL!
lol
you could always go on the cookie diet in the google ad above
being single drives me right to the gym, i only get fat when i’m in a relationship
Well ive been in the same relationship for almost 7 and a half years now. It hasnt been good for my waistline. Going from a svelte 260 to what I am now :/ But if you people think you want me to post pix of my gut youre insane
DO IT!
I concur with the rest of the crowd that you should post pictures of your body. BilledHourly didn’t have a problem with that and everyone always made fun of her small chest. We will make fun of your gut as an incentive for you to lose that weight.
Don’t get into shape unless your wife/girlfriend is going to leave because you’re such a dumpy ass. Everytime I get into shape I cheat on my wife (on my 3rd) /girlfriend. If you’re in shape and good looking you’re just asking for trouble, as least if you are like me and immdiately start trying to get laid the second a woman glances you way, fuck, it’s like a drug. I like to keep on 20 – 25 pounds, any less than that and I start noticing women taking an interst and it’s down hill from there. So do yourself a favor and just enjoy eating whatever you want,and not working out. Jack off if you’re alone and horny and remain happily with the woman you love.
A tempting thought as triple baconators dance through my head. But in all honesty the idea of being *insurable* certainly rings true. However, given what this government is likely to do that may be for naught.